Monday, March 14, 2011

Opening Scene

A rare and beautiful butterfly lands on the lens of a Canon EOS 5D Mark II. As it flaps its wings, the photographer bats it away adding to the air current already created by the wings of the butterfly.
This air current is accelerated by the passing movement of a passing CERN research vehicle.
Queue accelerating montage as the current becomes a breeze, bcomes a wind, becomes a gust across the Alps and reaches the Super Large Hadron Collider construction site where the Construction Project Manager tries to prevent his blueprints from blowing away.
We see a small but significant sheet ... the SLHC Shut-Down Unit ... blow away and get run over into a muddy puddle by the same CERN research vehicle (albeit a little muddier) which parks on the critical construction diagram and out steps ... Biff (prior to being fired).
He removes his Wayfarer sunglasses and states: "Damned fine day - I hope everything is going according to plan?".

Sunday, March 13, 2011

They Went Searching For The God Particle, But All They Found Was Death

In the futile search for the Higgs Boson, a group of renegade physicists ignored all the warnings and fired up the LHC. Now, the only way to stop the black hole of destruction they have created is for Biff Rancid, Ex-Black Ops Physicist, to create an equally powerful force ... but in the opposite direction.